$10 Oracle readings

$10 Oracle readings

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tell your future, know your past, see the present! the one with bite oracle deck’ll chomp yer wallet for $40 worth of fortune telling for life. you wont know what hit you when you read this deck! warning it really does bite! don’t forget to read the user manual to aviod injury… warning make sure to burn a candle and light an incense before use to insure metaphysical saftey.

How the deck works

first you must choose a guide card. pick either the help card or the perspective card as a guide. after a starting card has been chosen, burn a candle, light an incense, and shuffle the deck in any way you see fit. if you chose the help card, draw four cards. (draw three for the perspective card). Lay your drawn cards on each side of your guide card. now grab the owners manual and flip through it to see the definitions of each card. finally interpret the reading for yourself.

A colorful illustration of a castle with towers and flags, set against a starry sky. Below, a black-and-white drawing shows a person holding an umbrella, a snake, and a figure falling with a speech bubble saying 'HELP!!'.

this is the help card: designed to aid you wherever you’re at in life, whenever you need it. the castle signifies where you'd like to be (Peace). the person carrying the umbrella tells you how to get there (Advice). the moon is shown as whats eating you up (threat), and the side where the snake is attacking you, symbolizes what’s knocking you down (Struggle).

A drawing featuring a cartoon moon with a face, a large syringe, a spaceship, and the Eiffel Tower against a starry night sky. There is also a banner with the word "DREAMS" and musical notes.

this is the Perspective card: similar to the sun, moon, and rising in astrology. the sun is how you present yourself (mask). the camera is how everyone sees you (other). the moon is how you actually are (self).

card layout for the sun and moon card

(three cards)

Graffiti artwork with words like "Clarity," "Wisdom," and "Vigilance," featuring abstract black shapes and a dog illustration.
Abstract mixed media artwork featuring a skeletal monkey figure, colorful chaotic background with yellow, pink, and green hues, a black and white geometric pattern, and a skull in the bottom left corner.
Graffiti art featuring a boy on a skateboard, a green military vehicle, and various words like 'Divinity,' 'Ellen,' and 'Elevation'
A space-themed sticker with celestial illustrations, an illustration of the Eiffel Tower, and a dagger.
A vintage comic book illustration depicting a person with dark curly hair, sitting with their arms crossed, surrounded by vibrant colors and patterns, with text about one-eyed giants and ancient Greek mythology in the background.
An illustration of a person riding a bicycle through the sky with a dove, clouds, and a tree, with a "FREE!" label at the bottom.
Mixed media artwork featuring a yellow and black striped tiger sculpture, abstract colorful scribbles, a black and white geometric pattern in the top right corner, and a skull in the bottom left corner, all combined with a vibrant background.

card layout for the help card

(four cards)

A colorful illustration depicting a small airplane flying near a blue cross with the word 'Wing' on it. There are swirling clouds or wind patterns below, and the scene is set against a background of trees and text about wind and spiritual symbolism.
Abstract artwork featuring a cartoonish creature with spiral eyes, a striped nose, and a yellow body, set against a colorful background.
An illustration of three humans wearing black shirts with red and white logos on the back, featuring a stylized hand holding a key and the word 'HUMANS'. The background contains abstract sketches of human heads with various elements.
A cartoon drawing featuring a toilet with a face and a plunger, and the words 'One last look?' printed beside it. The artwork appears playful and humorous with a striped background.
A black and white cartoon of a woman with a umbrella, calling for help. A snake is attacking a woman on a hammock. Above the woman, there is a colorful drawing of a castle with trees and fireworks in the sky.

once everything is layed out, grab the oracle guide book and flip to each card in the lay out to see the definition of each card. lets use the perspective card layout as an example

A stylized drawing of an extraterrestrial Saturn-like planet with a face, a rocket ship, and the Eiffel Tower, with stars and a banner reading 'Death' in the background.
A young boy with dark skin and curly hair sitting on a colorful blanket or mat, surrounded by various objects including a yellow item and other clothing or fabric. The background includes text discussing blindness, one-eyed conditions, and ancient Greek references.
Illustration of a figure riding a motorcycle in the sky, with a tree below and a blue background, promoting a free offer.

Mask

A collage-style artwork with black and white images of people, graffiti-style text including 'RIOT', 'OPEN CAN OF WORMS', and 'UTOPIA', a yellow patterned object, a blue mug, and various abstract elements.

Self

Other

now you can read the one with bite oracle deck with ease! remember it does bite back, so be careful asking it questions! some things you don’t want to know. have fun with the deck!

A colorful abstract artwork with a red and orange background, black and white line drawings of a face with long hair on the right, and mechanical or industrial elements on the left, overlaid with pink and white curly lines.